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Captain Ahab

A guy who fucks fat white girls.

Mike is such a Captain Ahab. He banged Bertha. There she blows.

by Gore Poppins October 19, 2015


the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.

He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!

by Moby_Dicktator November 21, 2010