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Anything that isn't a dolphin.
"What's that animal called?"
"Not a dolphin."
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They jump in the waves
Their beauty astonishing
Acting like dancers
Sleek bodies, fins, tails
Underwater, out again
Swimming through the sea
Dazzled me when I saw
Catching fish their only goal
Took my breath away
Dolphins amaze me.
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Lesbian version of "sharking." When a female pursues another female tirelessly. Followed from the quote, "dolphins are just gay sharks."
We going dolphinning this weekend?
Yeah, gotta chase some hot lesbian ass.
The act of removing all body hair, closely resembling the skin of a dolphin. Close attention being paid to the groinal region. Beard, moustache and head hair can be left unshaved (or waxed) and still be considered dolphinized.
Joel came in to work today and said: "Hey everybody, I dolphinized over the weekend. Wanna see?! Now my carpets match the curtains... all hardwood floors!"
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Dude is that shark doing back-flips to showtunes?
Yeah, that one is the dolphin.
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1) The Smartest Mammal...ever. IMO of course.
2) A Football team from Miami who is the ONLY team to go undefeated. 1972 bitches!!!!
3)The School mascot in the movie 'Freaky friday' in which Lindsay Lohan starred.
4) Still the smartest animal ever....Monkeys..hah....
5) An RV brand
The 1972 Miami Dolphins won fourteen regular season games and three postseason games, including Super Bowl VII, to finish the season 17–0–0.
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An animal that can only be trained via positive reinforcement.
"I tried to put a leash my dolphin but it swam away"
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