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Hashem Alhadi aka The Emperor Is The Emperor aka Hashem Alhadi
The Emperor is Hot, The Emperor Is a Baddass
The emperor of all of China. one in five children in the world are his. Has the ability to sleep anywhere. A member of the Flangetastic Four.
AKA The littlest hobo, ching chang
"So hes homeless then?"
"The emperor counts all of china as his home. And a box on Tooting common. And any unsecured sheds."
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the ultimate in vandelizing substances. a combination of a weeks worth of food court products off of the floor, liqour, lacure thinner, paint thinner, propane, kerosine, boiled pepsi, camper fuel, moldy french fries, chocolate milk, ranch salad dressing, crushed peanuts, coffee grinds, oil, axle grease, hair spray, mouth wash, rubbing alcohol, tooth paste, and pepper.
then, it sat in the same bottle for 6 months.
jesus! is that the emperor?
yes. it is.
dude... it looks like greenish chocolate milk
i know. i know
that's sick.....
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The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.
Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
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Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.
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The act of throwing someone off a cliff just like Darth Vader throwing the Emperor.
Guy 1: Look at that, fucking emperor style!
Guy 2: Ah he Emperored that motherfucker!
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The name belonging to the musical duo of Joe Pantelon and Samuel Sexchange
There are currently aproximately 6 copies of the debut album '7 Deadly Rims' officially released at Caroline's party in May 2006, and there is also a limited edition "Bum Hole EP" of which only three copies were produced and released to a short list of fans.
If you would like to request any Emperor Wang material (music, track lists etc.) or any further information regarding the band please send an email to emperorwang@hotmail.co.uk.
Some of Emperor Wangs Songs:
Bondage Queen (Mizbar's Cum Gullet) - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
Bum Hole Song - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
I Think I Need A Poo - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
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