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What you call a really, really bad case of the clap.
Wow, Suzie had the clap so bad i think she had encore.
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The portion of a live musical performance that one never sees again after turning 30.
It’s already past my bedtime, they just started their second set, and one of us still has to drive the sitter home, forget the encore, we’re leaving now.
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This is best performed when you are an audience member of a concert or play.
In your seat, you shit your pants, scoop it up, throw it toward the stage and shout "encore!" If they do not give an encore, repeat until removed from the theatre.
"Bill requested an encore, then promptly went to the laundromat."
"Renee Fleming once gave seven encores in one performance." (true story).
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When someone breaks up then goes back one night to give the "fan" a little more.
Basically its an, Ex-relationship bootycall.
Jennifer Aniston wants an encore with Brad.
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When a poo refuses to be flushed down the toilet and makes a final appearance before being flushed again until it is no longer present in the toilet. In many cases this requires multiple flushings and hence, multiple encores.
Fred: What took you so long in the toilet?
Joe: I just did an encore shit, it needed like 5 flushes!
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Vomit consisting mainly of food you ate earlier.
Person 1: Ohh man looking at that shit makes me feel ill.
Person 2: Yeah, think I'm going to have a food encore.
When a person takes a poop, gets up, washes and dries their hands and then realizes there is more poop to be dumped, requiring them to sit back down and finish. This may or may not involve a shart just after washing.
I washed my hands after pooping, but had to sit back down for an encore poop.