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The last spiff of the night that takes everybody's soul
"I've just scraped out the bottom of my ten bag, I'm fucked, It's time to roll The Grim Reaper"
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The Grim Reaper is a cocktail popularised in early 2011 made with equal parts vodka, gin, tequila and cask wine. The mix is traditionally made with Mishka, Gordon's, 125 and Fruity Lexia respectively.
The ingredients are known as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
The spirits are meant to be the cheapest possible in order to replicate the authenticity of the Grim Reaper. Variations upon this formula include the Fancy Reaper (expensive spirits and wine), the Bloody Reaper (substitute white goon with red) and the Grim Suicide (3 full bottles in a cask of wine).
Served as four shots straight up in the one glass, usually consumed as quickly as possible for maximum intoxication. Some connoisseurs of the Grim prefer to sip the beverage while curled up next to the fire with a good book. The Grim Reaper also gives way to the drinking game 'Grims Til You Munt'.
The side effects are not well documented, with reports of dizziness, memory loss, feelings of grimness, random acts of extreme violence, unwitting transportation across state borders, death, irate messages and grand larceny.
It is believed that these ingredients are the basis for the drug PCP, weed killer and embalming fluid.
The controversy associated with the Grim is the inability to refuse once the beverage is suggested. Despite the danger, this can lead to a Double Grim and in rare cases a Triple Grim: some claim that Sid Vicious did 7 Grim Reapers before his death, however the evidence is unsubstantiated.
Guy 1: Bro, getting on the Grim Reapers tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, last time I woke up in an acid rave party in the middle of the wilderness and it was off the Richter.
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The Anthropomorphic Personification of Death. Also a popular character in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series and the comic "Sandman" by Neil Gaiman.
The Grim Reaper was waiting.
He finally met The Grim Reaper
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An apparition that appears to be far more reasonable and understanding in Monty Python and the meaning of life than in medievel folklore.
The Grim Reaper poisoned the salmon.
The reaper demanded the newly dead people follow him, so they got in thier cars and drove after him.
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A Grim Reaper is the kinky fore-play act of a man doing a handstand, while the female grabs his scrotum, and then pulls it up and over his asshole. Called a Grim Reaper because of the immense pain it causes to the receiving party, while also making a Scythe like motion of the scrotum.
Also called "Getting Grim" or just "The Reaper" for short.
Ed- "Hey Ben, I really want to try something funky and new out with Cassady, should I let her give me the Grim Reaper?"
Ben- "Don't fear the Reaper"
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The person who tells you what you did last night because you were so drunk you don't remember..
Boy 1: Shit man, I don't remember a thing from last night.
Boy 2: Well, I hate to be a grim reaper....but you flashed the police and then gave them the fingers.
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A dark soul going around draining peoples lives because it is their time or simply because he wants to do it. He is also known as Death.
Peter Griffin: Darth Vader?
Grim Reaper: No. I am the Grim Reaper. Your soul is due to go to hell.
Peter: Okay hold on let me get the family. This is going to be great!
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