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'The Hills' sadly is what's rotting the brains of the MTV generation. It's supposed to be the real-life version of 'The O.C.', but from what I've seen of it it's even less believable. What's worse is that the cast are actually celebrities. But they're everyting you don't want in a celebrity - they're dumb, phony attention-seekers!
The HillsMTVHeidiLaurenAudrinaWhitneyKristinHeidi MontagLauren ConradAudrina PartridgeWhitney PortKristen Kavallari
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A horrible reality show about a bunch of skinny rich white college kids dealing with their picture perfect life. They've got everything going for them but still find time to whine. abercrombie-kid,laguna beach,she-twig
Platinum Blonde: man im so pissed how perfect my life is so i think im gonna make up some lame drama.
Dirty Blonde: Yeah me too. gosh life in the hills sucks
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Wealthy, upperclass, suburban area marked by large properties, larger houses, and sometimes even larger populations of jews. The local police force will usually have nothing better to do than break up high school parties, and the local high schoolers will usually have nothing better to do than spend their parents' money on copius amounts of marijuana and smirinof twist. Keep your eyes open for a high ratio of Starbucks to 7-11s, and an almost unsettling shortage of blacks. Mexicans are right out.
"There were a lot of parties in the hills that night, so I grabbed my pink northface and my prada purse and waited in my foyer for Rebecca to pick my up in her Land Rover."
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A television show that is at the forefront of the downfall of American society. Recent studies have shown that The Hills has aided in the existence of 100 million pointless arguments per day, most often occurring between teen to early twenty year old females who relate to the devastating issues a filthy rich, uneducated, ignorant person from "the hills" of California experiences. Anthropologists agree that this detriment to society could have been avoided through the use of logic and reasoning in communication, something the producers and actors of The Hills take pride in lacking. The study released the following warning signs for parents and friends who have not yet been stricken with the mental retardation that occurs after viewing only one episode:
1. After using words like integral, ionic, colloquial, the female has glossy eyes followed by an abysmal stare and possible fainting.
2. The female has moved to heavier programs (known as reality mainlining) such as The Jersey Shore or Rock of Love.
3. During programs like Family Guy or Breaking Bad the female avoids the television and logs on to facebook.
If you know of someone with these symptoms you should consult your local library using similar tactics Reggie from The Basketball Diaries used to help Leonardo DiCaprio kick heroin.
Man my girlfriend is being a real bitch today. I mean more than usual. She must have just watched The Hills.
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Sliding down hills on cardboard.
Save your boxes, we're going hilling after work!
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Out of cell phone range.
In deep shit.
Lost AF.
I can't open the link, I'm in the hills.
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A stupid ass piece of land that is made by weathering, sedimentation, and the devil. Hills are the leading cause of death for fatties along with shoveling snow.
Hills are the worst. Even the smallest can completely crush you, for instance in the Boston Marathon Heart Break Hill is a major obstacle for the participants which forces even seasoned runners to say "Fuck that!". When riding a bike, running or walking climbing hills can be a daunting task (depending on your weight and endurance) it can cause you to breathe heavy or in extreme cases say "Fuck that!" and stop halfway up. Hills are some bullshit. They caused the all of humanity to work so much harder and longer for things like a house, farming, and a pale of water.
Hills are only fun to roll down and sled on.
Hill climbing syndrome is usually caused by climbing hills or a mountain. The symptoms include giving up, crying like a little bitch, shitting yourself, heart attack, sweating profusely, weight loss, muscle gain, tiredness, fatigue, and the most common saying "Fuck that!" and going around.
"I live on a hill and it's bullshit"
"You're a lazy cunt"
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