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Honda

Japanese engine manfacturing company that makes more then just cars. Their engines are very relible and well-built, however its nothing special to have one.

Your 2004 Honda Civic has the same specs as my 1995 Ford Contour (hazardmobile) with 103,000 miles on it, yet I would still beat you if we raced due to the drag produced by the 30 pounds of NOS stickers and the 20 pound inverted 747 wing on 3 foot stilts attacthed to the rear of your front-wheel-drive car.

My mom drives a 2001 Honda Accord V6 (proof that NOT ALL imports are 4-bangers, most of them are). It is fun to drive and everything, and looks pretty good, until you slap a sheet metal tube to the exhuast which makes it sound like the 2-stroke yamaha engine on my fishing boat and a 10 foot inverted wing which belongs on a commercial airliner.

I won a race in my Honda, a lawnmower race.

Having a small fuel-saving japanese car is great, until you destroy the engine parts and wheel geometery by 'trick' or 'ricing it out'.

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 24, 2004

1105๐Ÿ‘ 702๐Ÿ‘Ž


honda

Good, reliable, long-lasting car. If you want power, look elsewhere. Hondas aren't built for power. If you don't want to get a frequent visitor's card from the local auto repair shop, get a Honda.

Man, ANOTHER "american" car on the roadside. Shoulda bought a Honda.

by Hondaman January 11, 2004

806๐Ÿ‘ 508๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honda

A car for those crazy Japanese people who like to make them look fast. Only those who actually work on the engine have good cars.

Oh, look, he put a spoiler and ground effects on his Honda. He must think it's fast now.

by brits blow August 1, 2003

396๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honda

Japanese automaker that makes very reliable and affordable daily drivers, family cars, and econo-boxes. Commonly mistaken by domestic owners to be the pinnacle of Japanese performance engineering, and therefore is used as "proof" that American cars are somehow superior to imports.

Domestic owner: Dude my Yenko Camaro just totally smoked that Honda Civic!

Import owner: And my Blitz Skyline can drive circles around a Ford Pinto. You don't see me bragging about it.

by carfan89 June 11, 2007

106๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honda...?

A word used to change, end topics, or confuse the other person.

Person 1: hey wats up?
Person 2: Nothin much
Person 1: whered you go last night?
Person 2: Honda...?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: nothing...

by Joewho? January 29, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honda

A well-respected company that is known for reliable cars. The 2004 Honda Accord, Odyssey, and Pilot received very good ratings for its reliabilty. Should be respected in terms of reliability, not in terms of the most fast and furious cars. It has been trying very hard in making good cars to preserve the environment. However, Honda's cars are getting uglier lately such as the new Element. Hondas are respectable cars and the only reasons they should not be liked are slight ugliness or that they are not fast and furious except for the S2000.

Also used as an acronym for:
History of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration

Honda is underrated in terms of reliabilty but mediocre in being fast and furious.

by AC April 24, 2004

94๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honda

1. Manufacturer of everything from automobiles to outboard motors, both known for quality and longevity

That 239,000 mile 4-door 91 Honda Accord just completely raped that Mustang on the autoX course!

by Bob July 3, 2003

155๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž