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Customer1:is this the krusty krab
Patrick:no this is patrick
Costomer2:is this the krusty krab
Patrick:no this is patrick
Costomer3:is this the krusty krab
Patrick:no this is patrick
19π 3π
A restaurant that Mr.Krabs owns, has two workers Squidward Tentacles and Spongebob Squarepants, a unicellular organism named Sheldon J. Plankton tries so hard to get their Krabby Patty Secret Formula and fails miserably every time, and is Bikini Bottomβs most famous restaurant.
I just went to the Krusty Krab and it is the best
8π 2π
When a girl's snatch is so crusty and ashy that it starts to smell like the ocean.
Guy: How was that girl you met last night ?
Man: Dude, her snatch was the ultimate Krusty Krab.
68π 70π
Where you cut off the crusty part of the vagina lips with scissors like a crab
Before sex I just had to Krusty krab her or I would get another rash
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*Phone rings*
Customer A: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is patrick.
*puts down phone* *Patrick whistling when phone rings again*
Customer B: Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
*puts down phone again* *same as above*
Customer C: Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK! *smashes phone and Grunts*
Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Patrick thatβs the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh?
WHEN A GIRL HAS A SUNBURNED ASS, YOU RUB SAND IN IT, AND BANG HER UP HER BUTT.
MARY FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH SO I SNUCK UP ON HER AND GAVE HER THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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While having sex on sand (beachΝ΅ sandboxΝ΅ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina
Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!
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