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A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.
Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.
Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.
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When you're doing a girl doggy style, you make glasses with your hands upside down for 30 seconds, if you don't get caught you call a friend and say "The Lone Ranger rides again" while still doing her doggy style.
I called my buddy John when I did the Lone Ranger to this girl last night!
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a boner you get while standing up
Oh my gah, that girl is hot. OOOPS, a lone ranger.
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Someone who constantly masturbates with a litle indian
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The person at the bank who arranges loans.
We went to see the Lone Ranger, but he turned us down because our credit is bad.
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a single white circle thing left behind while playing the best game ever, pac man.
"oh no allie, there's a lone ranger. we have to go back for him. Watch out for Blinky and Sue!"
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Someone who, because of a surgery or a natural deficiency, only has one testicle.
Mike: Did you know that John only has one ball?
Carl: Yep! He's a Lone Ranger!
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