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When one decides to overtake a car against oncoming traffic, whilst fiddling with a 15 year old girl.
Mate I was shit scared the other day, bob decided to do The Mike when we were on our way to college!
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Mike ock
Adan: Who's Mike
Camron: Mike ock
Adan: Gets rabies
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The action of a person that is so awkward that the general public and those around the person do not know how to react or respond; stuttering occurs during this action.
He was miking like crazy in front of those girls.
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The most amazing boyfriend. This guy is always looking out for others and will always be there for you when you need him. Hot and sexy, the sound of his voice is enough to make his girlfriend's heart beat faster than ever. So irresistible and endearing that it will make you fall in love with him every time you hear him. The most amazing kisser and always has time to talk to his girl. He's so amazing that you will never stop thinking about him.
I am the luckiest girl in the world because I have the most amazing guy in the whole world and he is the only one I see. I can't live without Mike K.
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The most amazing boy in the world. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, loving, caring, funny, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day. He can make you laugh and want to smack him all at once. I am going to marry him. He is an amazing best friend who would put up with even a crazy person if he considered her a friend. He is someone who will be with you through the good the bad and the bleh. He is and always will be that one person you can turn to when you have a problem. Mike lights up your day even if you’re in one of those moods. Every time I see his face I smile. He is the perfect boyfriend and any girl dating him will have very few female friends, because they're all jealous whores. He's amazing. Mike has amazing biceps and a 6 pack. I love him more than the sun; I need him more than breath itself. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life with him. I love you my Superman <3
You: omg im crying
Mike: your such a softie <3
You: shhhhhh
Mike: now your making me cry
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Mike is a ridiculously amazing person. He can make anything using his lovely hands, and most of the time it's for the kids. He can be deep, dark and poetic one moment, and a sweetheart-gentleman the next. It is nice to know him from all sides. In fact, Mike looks amazing from any angle. He makes apple sauce in my eyes.
Mike is so wonderful, I think I opposite-of-hate him.
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Most loving guy in the world
You will love him forever and never let him go
A funny, loving, caring, sexy beast and you will fucking love him for the rest of your life.
Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there?
Girl 1: Yeah I fucking love him!
Girl 2: But I want him!
Guy 2: Doesnt everybody?
Mike: Don't worry there is plenty of me to go around.
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