The Milkman

The Milkman Is A Sexy Necrophiliac, He Can Kill Ten Children In A Flash. I Do Not Recommend Attempt To Fuck With The Cult Leader Or He Will Pour His "Special" Milk Down Your Eyes, Causing You To Lose Sight. His Devote Followers Will Monch On You Like Piranhas.

Person 1: Eyo Bro, I Ran Into The Milkman.
Person 2: Oh Fuck, Can You See?

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milkman

A Black man who goes into a upper class neighborhood who has sex with a white woman after her husband has left

Mom, why doesn't the milkman come when daddy's home?

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milkman

He whose loins you came from

I am so glad that the milkman is my daddy and not that ____ Terence who I have thought it was for the last 25 years

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milkman

A guy who 'milks' his beers (drinks slowly).

I'd like to get the hell out of this cock farm of a bar but Pete's being such a fuck'n milkman over there, I don't know if we'll ever get outta here.

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Milkman

Milkman - A popular S.East Dallas "Pleasant Grove" rapper. Milkman or The Milkman was raised in the hoods of P.G and Oak Cliff. The Milkman made over $500,000 in cash from selling drugs in the ghettos of Dallas. The Milkman spent 5yrs in prison after getting caught with 10 kilos of cocaine in its car. He was released 5yrs later and joined the rap game.

...Moving 20 kilos in da snow white vette.
All da way from Memphis to the north of Lafayette.
Snow Bird, Snow Cones, Snow White, Snow Seal.
15 thousand dollars hommie if u wanna make this deal.
Cocaine dreams, coke head snoops
Get the snow candy servin lines up by da scoop.
Cocaine dreams, coke head snoops
Get the snow candy servin lines up by da scoop

From "Cocaine Dreams" by: Cracker Jack n The Milkman.

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Milkman

A pimp that fucks every hottie that he can..a tough mother fucker that loves to get wasted and get with girls all the time...Ditches their cousins for other friends and/or beer and drugs...hits dogs from behind aslong as some other guys....likes to try to squirt their sperm right into the girls eye and hair..gets with moms or dads if he has the chance and loves to rap little kids for COOKIE CRISP

"O great here comes Milkman everyone run"

"Shit didnt milkman tap her last night too"

"Dont talk shit the milkman is coming"

"Man that pimp is such a MILKMAN"

"SHIT HIDE THE LITTLE BOY MILKMAN IS COMIN"

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milkman

when a man gets head and busts in a girls face and then tickles her so it comes out her nose

kevin gave her the milk man

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