mons

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...

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mon

informal way of saying mate

how are ya mon??

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mon

A prefix that can be added to any verb to add emphasis

"Mom, I'm bored"
"Shut the fuck up Jimmy, back in my day we used to be Monbored"
"Oh fuck"

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The Mons

America's newest psychedelic disco polka super-group.

Formed at the Monte' Carlo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the band have been on the cutting edge of the psychedelic disco polka craze since 1997.

Produced such groundbreaking albums as, "Quif", "Burnt Out" and "The Underground Bootleg Live Interview".

"I waited 3 hours last night in the Velvet Tractor Room for a concert by The Mons only to find out the show had been canceled."

"When I got into their free groupie transportation vehicle, I had no idea it was one way.

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no mon

Short for , “That was really gay”

brooklyn slang

“You really said some gay shit bro, no mon”

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Mons

The art of asserting dominance over someone with the assistance of money or power

The way you just got that tab for free, that’s so Mons

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mons

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.

Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?

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