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The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".
My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
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a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability
what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet
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That which pertains to muppets, and is fantastic.
Fraggle Rock is muppetational!
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Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !
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Someone who regularly behaves like a muppet.
i.e. you have a severe case of muppetitis
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It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet.
Characters created by Jim Henson, such as Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and Gonzo. Often appear on the PBS show Sesame Street.
It's not easy being green!
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A nicer way to say you are an idiot, or a retard.
E.G. "OMG you are such a muppet!" or "Haha you muppet!"
You could use this when talking to friends if you don't want to use something as harsh as idiot.
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