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he's the shit. he's the best friend that everyone should have. you can trust him with absolutely anything. he knows even the darkest secrets you have. he jokes about them in front of everyone but never lets anyone know that they are about you. he's very good at keeping secrets and promises. he's the person you call when you have a problem, when your bored, when you want to party, or when you need that person who will listen. he'll listen for hours even if you call at 3 in the morning. if you ever got hurt, he'd be the one to call and would drive 200mph if he could to get to wear you are. he's amazing.
everyone needs a tanner in order be whole.
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Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.
(Note: not to be confused by the Anti-Mormon institution; one of the newly placed rules of Tannerism dictates that true followers must exhibit respect towards Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he recently converted to Tannerism- that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
Someone who can brighten your day when you believe the sun will not shine. He can make you laugh at stuff you never found funny. He has the cutest face, and his facial expressions make you want to smile even when your too tired to. Great musician, nice, and has a great heart, usually loses his way due to heartache, but will eventually find his way back, because a man that great can not go to waste.
Have you seen Tanner today?
Yes, that is why I am smiling!
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Tanner is someone who is extremely tall, ripped, divine, and hot. Tanner loves friendship (amistad) and will conquer the world. You always want Tanner to help you with your homework and sports, he is very trendy. If you a Tanner, you're a lucky one.
Sam: "Who's that sexy mf over there?"
London: "Oh that's Tanner, he helps me with my homework."
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When one absolutely rails some one so hard in the pussy, they have to ask to stop. Typically when a white male fucks a African-American female.
"OMG dude, i just tannered this half black chick named Janiae"
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An amazing person. Someone who you can always talk to, and who you can trust immediatly. Someone who has a country accent, and makes you get butterflies every time you see him. A Tanner is someone who is willing to do anything for his friends, or his girlfriend, and always has the urge to flirt with you, in a romantic cute way. :)
A Tanner is also someone, who is incredibly tall, and handsome, most girls have little crushes on him, and are envious of the girl he chose to be his girlfriend. A Tanner will text you, "I love you" first thing in the morning, and a Tanner is someone you deffinantly want to meet in your lifetime. :)
Girl: Whos that guy you were walking with, is it Tanner?
Girl 2: Yes, he is my Tanner. :)
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The most fucking spectacular person in the damn universe, generally very tall, sexy, & smart. Sometimes they are zombrees.
Bob: Wow Tanner is so awesome!
Bill: Yeah, I know, i wish i was as cool as him
Bob: me to
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