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The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identified floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifices. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51”.
"Hey Mitch, I totally UFO 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my UFO in her. "
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Unnecessary Financial Offering
We are going to put government bonds on the blockchain and launch a UFO to sell tokens.
Unequivocally Fucked Over. Being so incredibly screwed that nothing will even compare to how screwed you are.
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UFO is an abbreviation for Ugly Fucking Oriental.
That UFO just ran a red light and then drove into a wall!
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Unidentified Frozen Object. When you defrost a freezer sometimes you find a UFO that has been there for a long time.
We defrost our freezer once a year and we discard any UFOs
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