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Venetian blinds; window covering consisting of an array of narrow rigid slats that can be rendered effectively translucent or opaque by using threads slotted through them to tilt them. One of the most essential inventions ever.
If it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for all of us.
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venetian is to venice what american is to america. venice is a city of style and swag, so something that is so venetian is so stylish and so swag
my twitter game right now is so venetian.
All this denim i have on is so venetian.
The act in which a male or female lubricates their back with oil - most commonly Johnson's baby oil - and gets on all fours. Their female partner proceeds to rub their naked lower body along their back, namely focussing on the movement of the vagina.
Guy 1: Hey man I got a Venetian Backrub yesterday from "Ellie"
Guy 2: Sweet, did you use Johnson's?
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Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!
Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.
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A cumbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy vagina underneath.
I was considering going down on my girlfriend but her Venetian tarantula was blocking my access.
A sexual position where the woman puts her ankles behind her head.
Dude, I hooked up with this chick from yoga class and found out she's a fiend for the venetian clam!
The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.
Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.