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He who bares the name wilson is a god to all people, he has been written about in many stories from ancient times to the modern day world. He had the role of the force in star wars and was the wand in Harry Potter. He is also referred to in dubstep.
Yeah, wilson is awesome at everything ist he...
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If someone has the first name Wilson they are a pretty sick dude and someone should suck his dick
Yo wilson come over here so I can suck your dick
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When somebody slaps another's ass so hard during sexual intercourse it leaves a redy-pinkish hand print. Like Wilson from "Cast Away".
Wow! I gave you a nice Wilson that time honey. Hold still while I get the camera.
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To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.
When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.
I really wilsoned that test and failed.
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Very smart, very intelligent.
superior to all others
Wilson is so smart I feel like shit compared to him
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the best peson you will ever know, he is a great wingman, friend, and fucker
1. "Dude, I was so nervous when I went to talk to her but I brought my buddy, Wilson, and he helped so much, now we're going out
2. "I got really drunk last night at the party and probably would have done something really stupid if it weren't for my friend Wilson
3. "I had sex with Wilson(or a Wilson), it was great, the best sex ive ever had
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noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.
After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.
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