Almost

A word that doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and goverment work. (Also associated with the words, "close," "nearly," and "just about.")

We almost made it.

I almost won the powerball.

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The Almost

A person who cannot complete a full repetition of a task. One who is incapable of success of the smallest amounts. One who cannot find a spot in life to call his place.

Tell The Almost to go back to collecting movies.

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Almost

Anything Ja Morant does, he is the king of almost.

Dude do you see how Ja Morant almost finished that dunk? Or almost ended that guys career?

Almost

The saddest word in the world.
Why?
Well...

I was almost good enough.
They were almost in love with me.
We almost made it.
She almost survived.
I almost felt better.
She almost forgave me.

Almosting

The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.

Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.

almost

coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.

well i almost-
"BULLSHIT. yer such a pussy!"

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Almosts

Almosts refers to the age demographic that is not quite 21. Ranging from 18 to 21, this age groups is of the age to vote join the military but not allowed to Drink in many if not all US states. They are in college of building careers. They are adults on several benchmarks and are not on others. Almost 21, but not quite.

Where can we go where the Almosts hang out?
Chico has plenty of places for the Almosts and many of 21 hang there as well.

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