Attic

the human head

Stop doin' it or you gonna get it right on the attic!!!

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Attic

When someone is old but still pretty cool, like the vintage shit you'd find in the attic from your family over the years.

Grandson: Grandad, you're so attic!
Grandad: What's that mean?
Grandson: You're old, but you're still cool.

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Attic

Fellatio. Given casualy by a woman to a man usualy for services or money.

Jennifer is quite skilled at giving attic.

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toys in the attic

Insanity or Craziness.

Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.

-Pink Floyd

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bats in the attic

Crazy, psycho, wacko, mental.....usually in reference to the female gender.

Mike always knew she had a few bats in the attic but never thought the crazy bitch would resort to stalking him at his job.

Attic-Critter

An individual, archetype: Any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, coon infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. It could be any domestic creature really. Could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. The person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. Mexican, African American, Hiawatha, or even pauken. The individual then comes out as a live, breathing ATTIC CRITTER.

Look there! 'creak' 'creak' creak'.. 'turns corner'..attic-critter!

bunnies in the attic

A euphemism for bat-shit crazy.

She got bunnies in the attic for sure!

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