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to cut a line or a class or to skip work
Damn that line is long im bout to be a barber
Im bout to be a barber an not go to work
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Someone who enjoys playing with and shaving pubic hair
"he's not my homie, he's my barber, takes care of my pubes n shit"
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overpaying for a crappy haircut
$20 for a Great Clip's haircut!? Such barberisms cannot be tolerated.
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(verb) A term used in polite company to indicate inappropriate behavior in fantasy sports.
Tony barbered another owner whose starting running back experienced a season-ending injury by picked up the backup on the waiver wire.
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A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.
Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."
"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."
"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
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Irl name Brandon Curington, The Erotic Barber gives niggas haircuts while naked and has you do that Bust That Nut Challenge with him. If you ever wanted to get a haircut but don’t want any hair on your clothes, Brandon is your man.
Daquan: Ay Tyrone I’m gonna hit up Brandon, he gives me that good fade.
Tyrone: Nigga ain’t Brandon that Erotic Barber I’ve been hearin about? He’s a fuckin fag nigga he loves seeing nigga’s dicks and let’s em stroke his.
Daquan: He give me dat good fade tho, and plus It’s Hump Day, and I tagged dem 3 big dick ass niggas for a discount.
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Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.
Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!
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