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a group of body builders that work out in a fun sexual way. including the jizz bucket stretch, the pussy calf rotater, and the b.j pusher and juicer etc.
i had a great workout with the jizz bucket stretch i really worked out my arms and throat its awesome!
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When male or female bodybuilders grimace and clench their teeth while posing, deep lines or folds appear on the cheeks, parallel to the nose. Despite the person's huge body mass, the face looks kind of sick and emaciated and just plain freakish, especially in the case of female steroid abusers.
Guy 1- (holds up bodybuilding magazine) " dude, look at this chick, she looks like a guy, she must be stickin needles in her ass"
Guy 2- "look at those freakish lines on her, she's got bodybuilder's face"
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The gut most male bodybuidlers acquire from over consumption of protein drinks, and a lack of situps and crunches. Different from other guts, because it's usually hard as steel, and has cuts in it.
Wow! Did you see that bodybuilder's biceps?
Yeah, did you get a load of his bodybuilder's gut! It had nice cuts in it, but dude, it's still a gut!
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A woman who puts in more time in the gym than your average person. Female bodybuilders are elites, unafraid of stereotypes or mockery which often falls upon women in the gym who do more than just light cardio or yoga. These women push themselves, to the point that they grow impressive muscle mass and tone. They aren’t “masculinized”, rather they are not afraid to push their bodies to grow and strengthen, despite social norms. These woman are bold, unafraid, and independent. Any male who goes the the gym regularly can attest to having seen at least a few of them in their time, and they are an absolute wonder of a partner to have.
Ty had been working out regularly for 4 years now, so when gold’s gym closed down due to a fire, he went over to a powerlifting gym not far from his work. After going there for a few weeks, he noticed a woman who was pushing and pulling some impressive weight. Not only that, but she was packed with muscle. Standing about 5’ 6 and (guessing) about 175 lbs, she was a powerhouse, built like a tank. Through the back of her tank top, he could see her traps and shoulder swell nicely off of her upper back, and her arms he guessed would have to be 16 inches Around. Her abs only occasionally shown through when she would reach up to grab a pull up bar, but they looked hard as stone. Her quads were tree trunks of power, and her calves weren’t massive, but were respectably big and well defined. And above it all, to his surprise, she was still unmistakably a woman. Her long black hair was kept in a pony tail, and her track pants couldn’t hide she had a taught, bulky booty. She was a picture of power, and yet, also beauty. Ty couldn’t remember the last time he saw a female bodybuilder that so brilliantly walked the line between beast and beauty.
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any bodybuilder who is female
Some think they are some goddamn sirens - sure if mangy dogs are sexy as hell. They think most men are "threatened" by them while only real men admit it. Well, if the meaning of "real" is spineless subs then it is true. Throughout ages, men brought down elephants to tigers and they are "threatened" by these sorry trash? Dream on...
The pumped up crap they show do not come naturally to women - they have to be under supplements for that, not that men themselves don't use it. But what comes naturally to men can only come to women via supplements. They try to say they are some superior species of women who are easily better than most men - FAIL.
A female bodybuilder is stronger than many men but if she has to prove herself, she must face her equivalent - a male bodybuilder - and not other men. The best female bodybuilder may be better than many men, may stand up to the average male bodybuilders but can never match the "best male bodybuilder". Similarly the best female jumper or female runner can never outrank the best male jumper or runner. Likewise, the strongest male may match some gorillas but can never outmatch the strongest male gorillas and the cycle goes on...... This is the truth and learn to accept it, if you still wish to delude yourself - go read the other definition.
Female Bodybuilder: Hey punk, I am stronger than you - don't mess with me.
Punk: Yeah whatever, fuck off
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Lil Wayne's pockets used to be overstuffed like the comedian Bruce Bruce...
i.e. I get big bucks, pockets on Bruce Bruce (Bill Gates by Lil Wayne)
But his pockets have currently undergone an intense exercise routine under the supervision of his money...
i.e. Yeah, with a swag you would kill for,
Money too strong, pockets on bodybuilder.
(6 foot, 7 foot by Lil Wayne)
Man, Lil Wayne's pockets must be so fat after all the air time he's been getting on the radio lately.
No way man, his pockets have been working overtime, those pockets on bodybuilder.
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When you put water and protein powder in your partners vagaina, then proceed to thrust your dick in her to mix the ingredients together, to make a nutritious pre workout snack.
Timmy: "hey bro! Do you need a pre workout!?"
Johnny: "No thanks bro, I just mixed myself a Bodybuilders Special 15 minutes ago!"
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