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To drop a turd in the toilet with such precision that the water splashes straight up and hits the anus. Much a kin to a perfect dive that splashes up and makes no ripples in the water.
Hey! Guys! I just went to the crapper and guess what? Bullseye!
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1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.
1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."
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When a male makes his partner (male or female) reach orgasm solely by penile penetration and no external stimulus (hands, mouth etc).
Dude, we only had time for a quickie, but I totally hit a bullseye...fifth time this week.
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When a perfectly rolled joint is placed into a bong or bowl vertically and marijuana is packed around the outside of the joint. The doobie is lit like a birthday candle, and when it is smoked far enough down, the marijuana that was packed around the sides becomes lit; causing an almost guaranteed, stoned, coughing experience.
Yo, lets pack a bullseye, i'm trying to get fucked up!
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A term used in London (and other places in England) to refer to £50.
It's quite an old term but is still used occasionally.
Person 1: I owe that man 50 quid tomorrow
Person 2: How are you going to get a bullseye by tomorrow!? You're brown bread
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When you blow your load straight into a girl's eye.
That bitch deserves a bullseye.
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A perfect, large cumshot resulting form a handjob.
My wife was too tired to fuck, so we opted for a bullseye.
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