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Cellulite

Ok I know cellulite is a natural thing that occurs in all women even the thin ones, but man tbh it's a bit off-putting. I don't wanna body shame, but if I had a say, I personally would prefer a girl to cover that using a cream or concealer or smth, anything to hide it. Of course totally up to the girl and I respect their body and wouldn't want to. Sorry.

Me: Tbh im not really into the girl you showed me. Her cellulite is a bit off-putting, no offense.
Tyler: Dude, you realize how shallow that sounds right?
Me: Yea I know, sorry. I'm not like opposed to it or anything, but if imma be 100% truthful I don't like the look of it. Of course I will respect any girl regardless and won't ever complain about it. That would be a shitty thing to do and I would never want a girl to think something is wrong with them
Tyler: Fucking simp.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2022

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Cellulite Tetris

When two overweight people attempt to have sex.

Hey chubbs, how bout a game of Cellulite Tetris?

by Aggressive Neutrality December 9, 2010

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cellulite queen

a true thing of beauty, the other definitions are just wrong. There is not anything sexier than seeing a woman with a lot of cellulite and watching it jiggle all over when she moves. This is especially true when bbw's show off their body in a skimpy bikini and let all their cellulite show on their booty. It signifies what all women should try to look like.

Everytime i see my girlfriend take off her panties, i get an enormous hard-on from seeing her thunder thighs and all her cellulite that is all over her ass. She is a true cellulite queen because her legs and buttocks are covered with cottage cheese.

by bbw lover88 June 8, 2007

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Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties

Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009

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cellulites: salvation

A Facebook meme group full of edgy cunts created by Carl Ludwig Sherburne. It boasts over 40,000 members. They refer to themselves as โ€œcellsโ€ and use language found on 4Chan boards, like inb4 and op.

Posts range from Furry Fridays to Creating Your Star Wars Band with 15 dollars.

The cellulites: salvation are better than the Swamp!

by AnonymousUser- January 3, 2018

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cellulite ass

a woman with an ass full of cellulite

Hell yeah i fucked that bitch teresa in her cellulite ass

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022

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cellulite surfer

a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".

Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?

I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.

by fist taco October 3, 2010

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