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When the smegma is very clumpy
“Yo dude, do I smell some clegg.” - Jim
“Yes bro, I have clumpy smegma.” - Ralph
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A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.
My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.
Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole
I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg
To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.
Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.
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To talk really fast but with regular longish pauses.
'I... wannastopthosecriminals...but...ireallycantdoanythingaboutit'
'Wow, you talk in Clegg speak'
A Nick Clegg is a character with political promises that seem reasoned and optimistic in an age of austerity and financial setbacks for a nation, but in the oppurtunity of gaining political power and the oppurtunity to enact them, do the complete opposite and compromise all that he stands for and worked towards when he actually gains political office
Nick Clegg: I promise to cut taxes for the poor, improve services for the disabled, and cut the tuition fees for undergraduates in universities.
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Nick: Where do I sign david?
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Nick Clegg: we are now increasing the VAT to 20%, decreasing the provisions in the Disability Living Allowance and increasing tuition fees threefold. I feel dead inside, for I am Nick Clegg.
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royally screwing over your friends or coworkers in an awesome fashion.
Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"