n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
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the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.
As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.
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The worst mascot ever for a High school!
(yes, its a real mascot)
We went to the state Basketball tournament and cheered for the Cobblers!
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a crazy old woman that walks EVERYWHERE around torbay munching on her figs
man that cobbler loves to walk
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A really thick, fat, poorly rolled joint.
Cody: smoke a cobbler?
Everyone: fuck off Cody it's 2pm on a Wednesday.
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A portmanteau of "cock gobbler".
You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.
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A large mass of one type of Substance
If you eat to many mushies you will get Poo Cobbler.
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