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A term used to describe faggot lmao xd
“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”
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“Look at that Penis 420 Cum Bitch Monster over there”
“Ewww”
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A term used to describe faggots
“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”
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It's exactly how is sounds, a monster made of cum
Dow with that what you will
"cum monster? hmmm tasty"
-George Herrick
A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!