Dolphing

Basically golfing, but on Dolphin back. You play in the middle of the ocean with small platforms set up along a path, the first containing a ball on a tee, the last the hole. You play by holding on to the dolphin's fin with your non-dominant hand, with your club of choice in the other. When the dolphin jumps out of the water, you swing the club and try to hit the ball to the next platform or further(this is easiest at the ark of the jump. Other than that it is similar to golfing.

Hey man, you wanna golfing down at the country club? No way, lets go Dolphing instead.

4👍 3👎

Dolph

To first take a dump, take the stool out from the bowl, and then dress it as a Mexican. Then berate it for being lazy and always napping.

Terry hates foreigners but hates confrontation. He'll probably just stay home and Dolph tonight. Tomorrow he'll go to the doctor for e. coli, pink eye, or streptococcus.

14👍 21👎

Dolph

someone who's super creative and in the flow all the time

"he's so dolph, man! always making a big splash wherever he goes"

2👍 1👎

dolph

Setting someone's desktop background as a undesirable image.

I'm gonna dolph Keith because he left his PC unlocked.

21👍 44👎

Dolphing

golfing with dolphins

Bobbi: Hey Shell, you ever been Dolphing?
Shell: what kind of drugs are you on?
Bobbi: the dolphing kind.

2👍 2👎

Dolph

A manwhorish, beefy anti-trust. A Dolph can be used as a caveman-like noun. A Dolph can be used as a verb as well. Dolph can be used as a pronoun, adverb, or just a rant-type word.

Cave-man like noun:
-"Dolph RUN."
-"Dolph drink your booze."
-"Dolph drunk."

Verb usage:
-"I'm gonna Dolph that ho tonight."
-"Look at that homo Dolph-ing around looking for a dump truck of pussy."
-"I called her, told her she was hot and that I was looking for a wife, fornicated her, then departed. I Dolphed."

Pronoun usage:
-"That ho looks like Dolph-material...dumb and slutty."
-"Look at that weight lifter, he looks Dolphy."

Adverb usage:
-"He's picking up that hooker Dolph-like"
-"He's suckin' peepee Dolphily!"

Rant-Type:
-"Dammit Dolph! ethetheth"
-"Fuckin' Dolph!"

10👍 33👎

Dolph

Dolph is an adjective describing something cool or epic.

Adam: "How's the party?"
Andre:"It's DOLPH!!!"

1👍 1👎