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what fat people eat when they are alone
Rahul: Where would you be with out me
STeven: Eating doritos in a dark corner
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When thy toes are seasoned with the largely popular band doritos.
Jake: Yo u like my doritoes?
Tennyson: WHOSE DORITOES ARE THOSE
delicious crisps that are even better with the doritos dip
i like doritos, who ever says they don't is getting murdered next midnight
1) Crisps or chips (for you americans), which are of a triangular shape and are comonly dipped in flavoured 'dip'.
Also possibly the best snack in the world!
2) Describing someone with a very triangular head. Most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.
1) WOW! these doritos are delicious!
2)Shut up Tom! your a dorito!
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Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.
"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"
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A girl with a fake tan/lots of makeup that if touched would leave you hand orange like after eating Doritos.
"Check out that Dorito over there. Either she fell asleep in the tanning bed or her dad is an Umpa-Lumpa."
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When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.
That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.
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