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The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.
Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"
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1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
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1: Captain Falcon's signature move.
2: The answer to everything.
1:
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*
2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
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1. a move used by Captain Falcon from the F-Zero series; a destructive punch that when launched takes the form of a flaming falcon
2. a internet meme that is referred to as the strongest thing in the world and can not be rivaled by anything, commonly used as something to destroy something the user finds useless or annoying; internet meme used to ban something
Ex. 1 Person 1: Man I just failed my my math test...
Person 2: You know what to do...
Person 1: Falcon Punch!
Ex. 2 Chat Room Participant 1. Come to this site in order to gain free Wii hacks!
Chat Room Moderator : Falcon Punch!
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Girl: I’m pregnant!
Guy: O Rly?!
Girl: Ya Rly!
Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!
Girl: OMG Noooooo
Guy: K thx bye (runs)
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A finishing sexual position. Bed doggystyle. When the male is in the process of ejaculation, he shouts, "FALCON PUNCH" and thrusts with all his might, consequently knocking his partner off of the bed and decreasing her stock by one.
"We were making love all night long in my room and it was so magical that I had to end it with a Falcon Punch. It was beautiful."
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To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel
Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...
Man 2: So where is he now?
Man 1: I dunno
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