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The dark shame in every guys past. We've all made the mistake.
"Dude, I cant believe you fucked a fat chick."
"Fuck you, you've done it before"
"Oh yeah"
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A large to extremely large woman/lady/girl whom usually tries to claim that she's one of the one in one hundred who actually do have glandular problems while eating a big mac and a small bucket of fench fries. They are usually whiny and obsessive, and tend to stalk normal human beings for long periods of time hoping that the person in question will start to give a rats ass about her.
1) The Fat Chicks following me again, will she go away if i give her some Doritos?
2) Fat Chicks need love to.
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1. Women who have been abused verbally and/or physically and take it out on their own bodies in the form of food and slothfulness.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.
Hey look at those fat, annoying, loud ass fat chicks. Which ones? The ones in the corner making bigfoot noises and pouring out their gravy boat onto their buttered chicken.
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Women who are overweight yet still exude a sexual magnetism. Usually the girls you are seriously hot for, but are holding back cause you don't know what your friends are gonna think.
Dude A says "Dude what do you think of that fat chick over there?"
Dude B says "Damn dude, I didn't know you was a chubby chaser!"
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The most sexually appealing of all girls, but everyone is too embarassed to admit it.
Johnny (out loud): "Hey everyone, look at that nasty fat chick!"
Johnny (in head): Being straddled by those thick, juicy thighs would be the greatest experience one could possibly imagine. All of the supermodels out there are just gross skeletons.
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"And I come with hat full of tricks, trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks" - Hokus Pokus by ICP
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Women who exceed the average body weight needed to use legs in walking.
Gallo, Gow Gare Gou, No Fat Chicks, kthnxbye.
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