Field Goal

Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.

Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.

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field goal

In the act of having an orgasm, aim your meat hammer so that when u jizz(football being kicked) it will head over your two shoulderblades(field goal posts).

Dude I kicked a field goal last night and it went right past my eyes onto my chair.

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field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine

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field goal

the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.

damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap.

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The Field Goal

When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.

On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.

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field goal

a game played when walking with a group of friends.

you basically just kick each other in the ass as hard as you can but you have to yell “field goal” as you’re about to kick.

“hey xavier! field goal!” “aw fuck, zayn don’t!”

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Boston Field Goal

It's when you bang a girl then punt her cat shortly after

my friend-"I gave sam a boston field goal"
me- "oh so thats why mittens is missing"

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