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A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.
The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.
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A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.
Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody
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A Flashlight Makes It Alot Crisper clear Cleaner And Crystal Like Clear Like Saranwrap You S.O What?
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A flashlight (US, CA) or torch (UK, AU) is a portable hand-held electric lamp. Formerly, the light source typically was a miniature incandescent light bulb, but these have been displaced by light-emitting diodes (LEDs) since the mid-2000s. A typical flashlight consists of the light source mounted in a reflector, a transparent cover (sometimes combined with a lens) to protect the light source and reflector, a battery, and a switch, all enclosed in a case.
The invention of the dry cell and miniature incandescent electric lamps made the first battery-powered flashlights possible around 1899. Today, flashlights use mostly light-emitting diodes and run on disposable or rechargeable batteries. Some are powered by the user turning a crank, shaking the lamp, or squeezing it. Some have solar panels to recharge the battery. Flashlights are used as a light source outdoors, in places without permanently installed lighting, during power outages, or when a portable light source is needed.
In addition to the general-purpose, hand-held flashlight, many forms have been adapted for special uses. Head- or helmet-mounted flashlights designed for miners and campers leave both hands free. Some flashlights can be used under water or in flammable atmospheres.
Person 1: It's too dark! What will we do?
Person 2: I know, we will use this flashlight that I pulled out of my ass
Used by Warhammer 40,000 players to refer to Imperial Guardsmens' lasguns, due to their weak strength in the game. Also sometimes called hot flashlights.
Guard player: "My squad shoots your marines."
Marine player: "Ooh, flashlights, scary."
Guard player: "...and my Stormtroopers have hellguns..."
Other player: "ooh, scary, hot flashlights."
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When it's dark outside and the blunt you're smoking shines bright and the embers glowing make it look like a flashlight
That L lowkey looks like a flashlight in the dark.
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Term used for a man's penis when you like to be secretive.
An inside word to your lover that signifies your penis.
"ouch! hey, you just hit my flashling."
"oh dang! you turned on my flashlight (;"
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