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A period of culinary prosperity, when the Bagguet was created.
Wow, that's a nice Bagguet.
Yup, it's here since The French Revolution.
So it's a 300 year old Bagguet?
Yup.
*chokes*
Viva La France. Essentially, the French acting like French, but the only difference is that instead of raising the white flag like usual, they attempted to endorse something worth endorsing (liberty, equality). This failed horribly as they stormed the weapon-less Bastille and ended up slaughtering a (relatively) huge percentage of their population via the glorious guillotine. If any message came out of this beautiful revolution, it would be "prayer i'm not French," or "don't let another Robespierre kill the rich people supporting the economy."
Mike: "I'm glad the American government claims so much power."
Tom: "Why?"
Mike: "So no goddamn poor bastards like the sans-culottes can revolt and start a civil war disguished as a revolution (like in the freaking French Revolution).
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A French Revolution is performed by beheading a female mate with a guillotine and proceeding to have intercourse with either side of her severed throat.
"Hey did you hear they arrested the butcher on 44th st?
"no why?"
"well it turns out he had been selling meat laced with GHB to women and dragging them to the back and giving them the french revolution"
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An unfunny acronym used by little kids. Also mainly used on TikTok
"my grandma died"
fr (french revolution)
what?
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When on person says something to be cool that they heard from someone else, and it doesn't go over well. It just doesn't fit their personallity to do something like that.
This is what happend when the French saw how well the American Revoltuton went and decided to have their own revolution. This was fine until the French took it too far and began to guillotteen people, and the Americans just had to look at tem and say, "Not Cool"
Julie has French Revolution Syndrome, and now she wont stop talking in a British accent
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