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A Good Thing, Actually

1. When a fuck up of historic and epic proportions is described by a politician in the least damaging way to that politician.

2. Explaining a titanic level dumb decision by taking its most logical argument against it and attempting to make it a positive.

We are removing all of our face mask policies in the state, and we feel the loss of life is a good thing, actually, since the deaths will be a boom to the funeral home business.

by Dashboard Friend May 3, 2021

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Good thing I found a Magic Balloon

An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.

Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!

by It's a stone Ruigi February 10, 2018


good thing you don't keep guns in the house

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

by Affable Douche December 2, 2013

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too much of a good thing

A phrase typically used to indicate that having too much of a "good thing" generally becomes a bad thing, and you're gonna have a bad time.

This applies to pretty much everything - even seemingly normal everyday habits - as well as more obvious examples like food, sex, drugs (especially alcohol), and, hell, even water.

All of them can be good, and they often are. But too much of any one of them will always lead to negative and painful consequences, some sooner than others. Especially if you're actively trying to ignore those consequences by continuing to over-use said "good thing" - all you're doing is just putting off that pain until later... because you're still gonna have to deal with it eventually. Somehow, someday, it's gonna bite you in the ass, and the longer you push it off, the harder it's gonna bite. Could be physically, mentally, emotionally, or even spiritually...

In fact, people are very frequently utterly destroyed by good things.

The difference between medicine and poison is always in the dosage.

There's really no such thing as "too much of a good thing," because once you start reaching levels of "too much"... then whatever you're doing, it ain't a "good thing" anymore.

by igweyliogsuh January 25, 2024


do a good thing

code for smoking weed when talking around people you don’t want to know about it

you wanna go do a good thing?

im tryna do a good thing

by fupplfrlol July 4, 2024


Good Thing

The one good thing in my life
Has gone away, I don't know why
She's gone away, I don't know where
Somewhere I can't follow her

The one good thing didn't stay too long
My back was turned and she was gone

Good thing
Where have you gone
My good thing
You've been gone too long (good thing)

People say I should forget
New friend tomorrow
Don't get upset
People say she's doing fine
Mutual friends I see sometime

That's not what I want to hear
I wanna hear she wants me near

Good thing
Where have you gone
My good thing
You've been gone too long (good thing)
Good thing

Then one day she came back
I was so happy that I didn't act
Morning came into my room
Caught me dreaming like a fool

Good thing, my good thing
My my my my good thing
Where have you gone (good thing)
My good thing
My good thing (good thing)

Girl
Where have you gone
It's been so long
Good God girl
Good God girl
Good God girl
Good thing
Good God
Good God

by Death Menace April 11, 2023


name one good thing bout todorakis

The act of asking about naming a good thing about a beta, usually with a response similar to " I-I-I-I-Can't!"

Guy 1: name one good thing bout todorakis
Guy 2: Uhh, I-I-I-I-Can't!

by skibidirizzlersigma October 10, 2024

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