Grannied

The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.

Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?

Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!

Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.

Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!

Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?

Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)

Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?

Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.

Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.

Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?

Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).

Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!

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Granny

Scottish verb

To beat someone to nothing (sport)
ie. 5-0, 10-0 etc.

Man, we just got grannied.

Bet you can't granny them in the next match.

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granny

Polite slang for "vagina". A term usable in front of the inlaws.

I've got an itchy granny.

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Granny

A dead leg which you thrust your knee into the side of someones thigh leaving them with an extreme dead leg, on the floor in pain or hobbling around like an old granny for the rest of the day

"I grannyed him and now he cant walk" "That granny was my best yet"

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Granny

A more powerful term for the word "shotgun"

If someone were to shotgun the front seat in a car, you can out do them by calling granny!
-annoying mate who always get stuff- "shotgun the front seat!"
-You- "hahaha fuck you, granny the front seat!"

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The Granny

The granny is when a (grandmother) takes multiple teenage boys to the point of orgasm using mayonnaise hand jobs and toothless bj's. This is followed by grandmother tucking the teens into bed and calling it a night.

I grew up receiving the granny thinking it was normal.

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grannie

n. an old human female that tends to get ran-over by steam-rollers or eaten by wolves like small children do.

sumbuddy: i plays lil red reyden hud toodae.
guy: A cannible ate your grannie.

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