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The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.
Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?
Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?
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A term used to address someone's abbnomaly large for head
Yo this nigga has a Hoffman
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when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.
as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty
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A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.
From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.
Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<
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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support
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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.
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Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.
Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.
Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.
Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!
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A guy that goes around smacking other guys on the ass in return for something.
Gimme some seltzer or imma pull a wild hoffman on you.