Being manipulated back into a relationship against your will with threats of suicide or self-harm, threats of harm to others or property, or threats of false criminal accusations. A "hoover" is relationship blackmail. This slang term is often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
She hoovered me by threatening to kill herself.
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A N.P.D. ex's version of the booty call. Instead this time, it's for further abuse/use your resources rather than just meaningless sex.
NPD ex's text message: hey, I know it's been a while and you probably don't want to hear from me. I'm sorry for all that I've done but I don't really think I've done anything wrong. Needless to say, I love you so much. Please give me a chance to talk to you again. Love, narc.
Girl/guy: Great, another Hoover message. Guess it's time to get my number changed.
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One who partakes in oral sex quite often, and sucks like the vacuum cleaner
Tim: "Damn, Lisa blows a lot of guys"
Danny: "Yeah, she's a Hoover"
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Discreetly used in place of the word 'suck(s).'
Linkin Park hoovers! Man, that chick can sure hoover a mean dick!
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" You finished already? What a Hoover"
" Is that a beer or a TV? Hoover that beer!"
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Someone who really enjoys giving hickies... especially when they dont mean to and everyone they know, knows about it.
Your hoover of a girlfriend left a love bite on your neck.
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