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An erotic game played by homosexual/bisexual men at parties consisting of a man, the pole, laying naked upon the ground with an erection, as men strip off their clothing/pants and attempt to land anally on the laying man's erection. First to land successfully wins.
I was at my brother's wedding this past weekend, and the groomsmen and I totally played horseshoes behind the barn. The best-man was the pole and I totally won- but I couldn't sit down for the rest of the night.
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Losing one's hair in such a manner where upon the remaining hair resembles a horeshoe.
I just went to my high school reunion and JT had a FULL HORSESHOE!
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To violently get rid of an irritating person while not even having the interest to look back at the damage you’ve inflicted on them in the process
Bob: "My boss gave me the Horseshoe when he found out I was porking his mom"
Andy: "You dick! Maby you'll find another job"
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The Horseshoe is when a man has a long enough penis that he fucks himself in the arse with his own penis. The penis forms a Horseshoe shape and thus how it got its name.
The word comes from Machinima Respawn's weekly show Season 1 Episode 65. Hutch claims that one of his old roomate use to have sex with himself by putting his penis between his legs and up his own arsehole.
Example:
Guy1: Man I heard that you horseshoed yourself one time
Guy2: Yeah, it felt terrible.
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The only time/s that almost actually counts.
Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."
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The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.
You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.
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The ''Horseshoe theory'', is the the theory in which; 1. Radical ideas that are pure antonyms hold the exact same arguments. 2. Seeing as the ideas in question hold the same arguments, anyone blindly following one belief, will eventually transfer to mindlessly following the opposing idea.
The only exceptions are the people who lose their ability to, and the people who never had the ability to. The notion behind this concept, is that all extremes are bad. The only way of falling into an extreme belief is by being brainwashed. Only The Sith deal in absolutes after all.
The Theory is generally used referring to the far left, and the far right on the political spectrum. However, it can also be used to explain other instances where someone changes their opinion on a matter.
A great example of the Horseshoe Theory, is Benito Mussolini. Mussolini was an anti-war socialist who later became a pro-war fascist.
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