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A situation which may occur after ones deification produces an abnormally large and solid loaf long enough to bottom out. After the pinch, the loaf falls like a tree "kicking" one in the scrotum.
Can someone hand me a wet towel, i just dropped a kicker.
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refers to the player on the football team who, next to the quarterback, gets the most ladies. The rest of the team likes to give him names of women soccer players such as Mia Hamm, only because they know that without him, they wouldn't have won their only game of the season.
That kicker is such a little wuss.
HEY MIA, go practice your field goals, KICKER.
-Girl number 1: I hooked up with the quarterback last night.
-Girl number 2: Yeah he is nothing compared to the kicker, he is a sex god.
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The kicker is the guy on the football team who usually saves the team from a loss at the last second. Not really a part of the team unless they need him. Usually plays soccer and very sexy. Next to the quarterback the most important part of the team. And probably the position that takes the most balls because you have to kick by yourself in front 80,000 people. Always gets th ladies.
Cheerleader 1: Damn, check out that kicker over there. I'd fuck the shit out of him.
Cheerleader 2: Yeah he plays soccer to like David Beckham who is like so sexy.
Cheerleader 1: Let's Fuck em'!!!
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In snowboarding or skiing, a snow covered ramp used for jumping
Freestyle skiers often hit the kicker in reverse
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The most underrated player ever. They skip practice stay good and win games. Everyone hates them because they don’t have to do anything but still get college offers. Often used as an insult but the kickers get used to it. And when they do their job everybody loves them. Hardest working in the weight room because they’re usually small and least hardest during pratice.
You’re a kicker you don’t tackle!
Stupid fucking kicker
Go kick the damn ball
When you ease someone into eventually snorting a line of cocaine, by letting them put some between their gums first.
“Give him a kicker, not a line yet its his first time”