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An analytical thinker. The left-brained thinker. The mystery-solver. The solution-finder. The lefty's mind thinks more like a computer than a human. A lefty will not rest until they find the answer to the problem, because in their mind there is no peace with "I don't know"!
(v) I can't keep up with him, he's way too lefty for me!
(n) Lefty just figured out what was wrong with the car.
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Some people dont know this...but left handed guys are THE HOTTEST GUYS IN THE WORLD. see WINSTON.
I"m not kidding here....it's the absolute truth.....EVERY left handed guy taht i have ever met...with the exclusion of ppl over thirty...no offense..are FUCKING HOTT!!!!!!!!
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one who masturbates with their left hand, especially if they are right handed while doing everything else
"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"
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When a right handed person performs a handjob on a partner but only uses his or her left hand, therefore performing a handjob of poor quality.
For the definition of receiving a handjob from an actual left handed person, see abomination.
Person 1: So, did you get anywhere with Suzie last night?
Person 2: Yeah, no, I guess.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well, she gave me a lefty.
Person 1: Ooooh, yikes, I see. Sorry, man. Someday you'll get that manjob.
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A common term for a marijuana cigarrette. Originally derived from the term "left-handed cigarette"..
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The act of drinking so much that you are not able to complete your evening plans.
Guy 1: Dude, there's going to be a party tonight!
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: I guess not, the host pulled a lefty and got so drunk she passed out.
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Democrats that are intolerable to opinions not agreeing with theirs. Even includes lefties that side mostly with Democrats but are not bright enough to realize they are lefties.
Lefties hate it when people question them.
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