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lindsay lohan

Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts

I could see those Lindsay Lohans coming around the corner

by The Devil's Left Hand April 25, 2004


LINDSAY LOHAN

talented actress, not so great singer, has large breasts...wait sorry, HAD large breasts, was very pretty, but became a creepy scarecrow. oh yeah, became a blonde, too. red was her color.

Lindsay Lohan: IM NOT ANOREXIC!! ITS JSUT PUBLICITY!!GOSH!!!
Person: well, seeing your spine is pretty cool..

by flERGAM November 17, 2005


lindsay lohan it

To "Lindsay Lohan it" means to stick a finger down one's throat to induce vomiting. The phrase is most often used when speaking to a person who is drunk, feels sick and has the spins, and doesn't know what to do to feel better. This phrase came about due to Lindsay Lohan's extreme weight-loss and skinniness, often speculated to be the result of bulimia, anorexia, or a combination of the two disorders.

"Oh, god, I've got the spins. I don't feel so good."

"Well, what did you expect? You're drunk. You'll be better off if you just Lindsay Lohan it. It sucks now, but it will save you from a hangover tomorrow."

by eonblue1 August 09, 2009


Lindsay Lohan

Slut who got a boob job at seventeen and tried to sleep with Collin Farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!

I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.

just because you have the power to make a record doesnt mean you have the talent to sing.

by Lindsay Nelson NOT Lohan May 10, 2005


Lindsay Lohan

A dumb bitch who doen't believe in panties

Lindsay Lohan, please put your clothes back on.

by skankymcskankerskank March 01, 2010


Lindsay Lohan

The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.

by Mazmorrero January 05, 2012


lindsay lohan

an aids wagon

i just took a ride on lindsay lohan and got aids

by that guy whos always right August 10, 2009