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The one BITCHY girl who is over obsessed with one direction and cries herself to sleep every night.
Person: Omfg! That girl is much a Mil
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A unit of measure that is 1/1000th of an inch. The term can also be used interchangeably with "thou" witch is simply much shorter than saying "thousandths of an inch". The advent of the metric system has generated some confusion as some have used the term "mil" as an abbreviation for the millimeter (mm). The only thing that they share is that each is 1000th of something. The traditional "mil" is 1 thousandth of an inch and the millimeter is 1 thousandth of a meter.
Although the unit seems impossibly small it is very common in industries where an inch is absurdly large such as film (for plastic bags), foil, and wires.
1 mil = 1 thou = 0.001" = 0.0254mm
This is a pretty precise measuring tool, it says that a single strand of my hair is 2 mil thick.
No wonder the bags keep ripping there only 1 mil thick. See if you can order 3 mil bags.
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a coniving, two-faced, BITCH who manipulates your husband into becoming a baby again, so that she can make him hate you the way that she does...a trouble maker, a nuissance to your peaceful marriage...someone who should not know about your personal life because she will go and gossip about you to the whole church and tell them how awful you are at treating her babyish son. your husband's mom..the one person that you can truly live without!
MIL to church: "my daughter in law hates me, it makes me so sad."
MIL to her own sisters: "i hate my daughter in law..she can't even do things half as good as I can. i told her that I don't care if she doesn't love me cuz she's just an outsider"
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Pronounced - (mฤญl)
A God like entity or supreme being. Origins are unknown but some historians have cited Mil as being the first and last being within the universe. It is impossible to extrapolate the magnitude of his power through the conventional method of thinking. Only through rigorous sometimes dangerous mediatation can one only begin to comprehend the greatness that is Mil. Scientific research funded by the World Bureau of Scientific Investigation has now confirmed that all matter whithin the universe contains traces of Mil, affirming the significance of this omnipotent and all seeing entity.
Example 1
Mark: Hey man, did you hear about the stabbing down at Acorn Place?
Adrian: Oh my Mil!
Mark: Dude shut the fuck up, you'll get us both killed! Never and I mean NEVER use His name is vain.
Adrian: Oh shit man I forgot.
Example 2
Philosophy Teacher: Alright students, can anyone tell me what is life?
Student: Life is Mil.
All students proceed to bow to the floor.
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The internet domain for the US military.
The Pentagon's website is www.pentagon.mil
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A person who surpasses mere mortality and becomes something more... a god of sorts. Usually a "Mil" will throw huge amazing parties, get mad bitties, and have an enormous amount of friends. There is nothing better than being "Mil." Anyone with the title or name "Mil" will probably rule the world. Once someone gets the title of 'Mil' it becomes their name. Simply Mil is the most PIMP kind of person alive.
Friend 1: yo that kid is the most baller person I know
Friend 2: That's because he's Mil, idiot.
Slut 1: I want to fuck Mil!
Slut 2: Me too!
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