50 mile rule

a rule stating that if you are more than 50 miles away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Similar to out of sight out of mind.

Sally said she was enacting the 50 mile rule when she went home with random far away bar guy.

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500 mile rule

The amount of distance it takes to prove your love for a broad.

Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!

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1000 Mile Nude Rule

Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating

Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.

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