Nothing

It is mightier than God, more evil than the Devil, dumber than George W. Bush, uglier than Paris Hilton, the poor have it, the rich lack it, and if you eat it for too long, you will die.

Large amounts of it are found in the heads of politicians and the purses of pupils, students, single mothers and pensioners.

Example for nothing:
 
     

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nothing

everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong

boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)

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or nothing

Words used to finish off a sentence by those suffering from mental damage, a poor educational background, or simply a white trash lifestyle. Often used as a substitution for the slightly less unsavory phrase "or anything."

"Shucks, Super Walmart didn't have any 'Firebird' license plate frames or nothing. What to go shoot some squirrels?"

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When uttered by a female it means "I'm gonna see how many times you ask and beg for an answer...then I might tell you..maybe."

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Nothing."
Guy: "There has to be something..."
Girl: "No, really, I'm fine."
Guy: "Okay suit yourself."

Result: Poor guy's sleeping on the couch that night. Shoulda forced the answer out of her. Sucks, but true.

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not for nothing

Used as an introductory phrase to indicate that the principle phrase which follows is intended neither to be commanding nor officious, but simply as friendly advice or constructive observation.

Not for nothing, but you just bought the first iPad less than a year ago.

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Nothing

Description: nothing

:-|

Mate: You are nothing

Also Mate: I’m you

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there is nothing

Oh!you searched there is nothing?!well why don't cha search it on youtube and click on first video?it's so cute!
(Evil laughter)

P1:hey patrick wanna see somethin funny?
P2:yep
P1:just search there is nothing on youtube.
P2:i'm gonna have fuuuuuuuuuun.I'm gonna have fuuuuuuuuun.

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