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A person who doesn't see you cross the road and drives past without seeing you there, nearly knocking you over.
Can be found driving mostly vans.
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A movie in which several individuals (frieze, barris, etc) endure nut-wrenching pain, all for the amusement of others. Footballs, croquet sticks, and good ol' tappers are the weapons of choice. As you may suspect, hilarity ensues. The movie started out as being called "tapper day," but when a typo caused the title to come out "tapper dan," it was decided that the movie needed a new title, because, well. . . tapper dan is just stupid. :D
Oh MAN!! Nut Job is the funniest movie EVER!! When frieze gets hit in the blz with that football, there's a slow-mo replay to "Take my Breath Away!"
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1.a nasty person in the sexual sense of the word nasty.
2.An insult used towards a female/male when referring to her/him as a slut, to being highly sexually active and or guilty of participating in what is to be seen as unusual sex acts.
3.Dirty,messy,sloppy,etc.;uncleanness.
"That nasty b**** is nothing more than a nut job."
"So what you f***ed madd girls Tommy, that just makes you a nut job."
"ILL your room is a nut job!Don't you think its time to like CLEAN IT!!??"
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When the female firmly grasps the male's testicles and gently rubs upon them at a nice and easygoing pace
Hey bitch, give me a nut job. ;^)))))))
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Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.
Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...
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The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!
Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
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typically a bitch who "thinks" she's right, when she's no where's close and sticking to her guns, even though she's as far off base as fucking possible, therefore making her a crazy nut job.
Andy: hey man, whats up with her thinking she's all that?
Todd: I dunno bro
Andy: Must be yet another crazy nut job. Does she have a sponsor?
Todd: Yea, bitches be crazy society
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