That one piece of shit that wont stop asking you for a dollar
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1.(adj) Lacking in quality;Bad; Not deserving of love and affection.
2. (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.
1. Getting kicked in the nuts is totally orphan.
2. Look at that orphan, let's spit on him.
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Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.
Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"
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The loss of two parents or all parents, especially is literature. See bastardise.
Words like snowballing, which is an urban sexual term, are considered orphaned because the combined meaning has nothing to do with snow or balls. Well, maybe balls. The term orphaned would not apply to words that are made up entirely. fo shizzle my nizzle could be considered orphaned or bastardized since the phrase has roots in real words.
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People who can't afford parents... (poor people)
Orphan: Oh no! I don't have enough money from the bank I robbed yesterday
Policeman: So you were the kid that robbed the bank
*In mind, I should help this poor poor orphan
*Lends the poor orphan 1 cent
Policeman: Here you go, now go and live a good life
*Orphan quickly go to buy parents
* Becomes Technoblade
Technoblade: Policeman, you are a good man. I will thank you for lending me money by killing all the orphans so you don't have to lend out money anymore.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Joseph Marino, and this is Disney Channel *draws penis on screen
Fellows, what you've just witnessed is the tale of the blood god, Tech. He is famous for haunting orphans. He kills like a pig, with no blades. just paws. That's all for tonight, I am Millie Mobby Mrown, and thank you for watching, Ben 10. Sex! (sex is a way of saying goodbye in the gigachad culture)
*Everyone then cutely gets killed by the BLOOD GOD, tech, with NO BLADES. <3
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Movie: Original title was
"Something's wrong with Esther"
A hideous gruesome tale of the orphan who caused chaos.
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A person without plans on notable day like Christmas or New Years Eve; also someone without tickets to the big festival all their friends are going to.
Since all my family is back east, i am gonna be an orphan this Thanksgiving, just gonna be me and my dog and some rotisserie chicken.
That's so sad, i know some friends throwing an orphan thanksgiving party for all the other people with no family around.
Gonna be feeling the FOMO hard this weekend as a burning man orphan.
Just got an invite to a Coachella orphan event, looks like we wont be the only 2 people left in town trying to party after all.
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