When a man masturbates while taking a shit on the toilet
I walked into the bathroom this morning and was alarmed by my roommate giving himself a plunger
When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a shit
Jim has to do the plunger every morning just to start his day
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Someone who's arse is that fat, when they get up from the loo the seat comes with them.
'There goes that fat twat again - the fucking plunger'
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An extremely unattractive girl who, by some very unlucky circumstances, is sickly obsessed with you.
Guy: That girl is hideous and she's obsessed with me, it sucks!
Other Guy: Yeah she's a real Plunger.
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What kind of plunger do I need with these steroids?
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"Chuckies and skitters are actual terms"
"You are pulling my plunger"
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