pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)

verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"

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pulverate

a combination of pulverize and some other word that i can't really figure out, used as an adverb or verb

lets pulverate that other team! oh wait, is that a word?

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Dylan Pulver

Someone who is good at cards against humanity

OMG! Look at Dylan Pulver! He is winning our game of cards against humanity!

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penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”