red tape

rhymes with rape and is considered a synonym of rape by most people.

"Dude I heard Mikey T tried to red tape Mary"
"no way dude that's gross!"

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Red and yellow tape

Tape to ban certain people from entering an area.

The mouth of the south hated red and yellow tape because she didn't know that she was the red and yellow tape. She thought it was just everybody else that lived by double standards, which is why she thought everything that happened in life was hilarious. She didn't get life, but thought she was the most broad minded person there ever was.

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cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!