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robin hood

Robin Hood - a derivation of anal sex. Robin Hood takes place when a penis enters the anus by way of splitting a piece of fecal matter (ie. turd, poop, crap) thru the center of it.
This act emulates "Robin Hood's" legendary archery markmanship, specifically referring to an arrow splitting an arrow which has already been shot into the bullseye.

Some examples include;
Hey baby, its only twenty-five for a robin hood.
When I told my co-workers about the robin hood, they all laughed.
My buddy Jamie thinks robin hooding is disgusting.

by Brew House Doug November 21, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robin Hood

In the state of Texas, USA (and possibly other states), a policy of applying a greater amount of taxes collected from public school districts to less affluent school districts, which pay a higher tax percentage.

Robin Hood is one of the state education policies most criticized by conservatives and Republicans, along with affirmative action and bilingual education.

by LudwigVan August 24, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robin Hooding

Preventing the government from doing something you believe is wrong. Robin Hooding Meters- Paying a persons expired meter when a parking enforcement officer is near.

We're going to go Robin Hooding and feed people's meters.

We went to downtown today and Robin Hooded meters.

by PseudoWonKanobie27 May 16, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robin Hood

a person or a crew etc robing a person or the neighbour hood

yo, nico wanna come with this?
where?
where gona Robin hood

by iRepbulls May 27, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robin Hood

An ingenious hairstyle for the folically challenged, whereby the gentleman (or lady) in question grows a large quantity of hair from the side of his (or her) head and, upon achieving the necessary length, scrapes said hair across his (or her) shiny bald centre-pate. This creates, at first glance, the illusion of a full crown of hair. This look is more commonly termed a 'comb-over'.

Origin: Sweden

Etymology - Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor -- thus you 'take' from the rich, plentiful locks that sprout from the lower scalp and 'donate' to the impoverished central scalp.

Jarod: Brian, I have to say that wig looks great on you!

Brian: Its not a wig, I went for a Robin Hood.

Jarod: That's great. You look amazing plus you probably saved upwards of 70 pounds by not forking out on one of those ridiculously expensive wigs you see nowadays

by Chimp's Fingers May 25, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robin Hood

The act of pulling the duvet over ones head tight like a hood going down on a guy or girl, being sure to keep the hooded legendary appearance dive in between the legs.

I was talking to my friend at the bar and he told me how he went full Robin Hood on this girl. I knew what he meant by the actions.

Guy: have you ever heard of Robin Hood?
Girl: I have green bed sheets, let's go back to my place.

by Davegotwood November 29, 2019


Robin Hood

The practice ran by Welfare State, when goverment set the irrational (too high) taxes for workers and enterprises (the rich) to pay no-lifers, immigrant snowflakes, and parent's basement resident (The Poor)

Ponzi Scheme at it's finest

Robin Hood mechanism reminds me to Ponzi/Pyramid Scheme, but inverted (the rich must pay the poor)

If no one could pay the irrational taxes, such as due to natural disaster or pandemy like Coronavirus/COVID19, then a country will be doomed (collapse)

by Sir. B May 17, 2020